“In a Rat Deathmatch, the only thing lacking was serious carnage.

The Bastardos were extremely bad at picking up the ball, which led to some pretty frustrated remarks by the Überrat, ErobererZim, while Thanqoul's boys (or "things", at any rate) carried the day in excellent form.

Our prayers go to the Horned Rat this day for allowing Bonewhipper to live through what looked like a lethal wound due to Warpstone medicaments. Bonewhipper repaid the foul-smelling apothecary by pulling off a late TD, when the ball - for no apparent reason - suddenly ended up in his great paws.

But special mention must go to Iskrit, who's certainly getting to stretch his legs these days, and who "only" managed 3 TDs this match due to the fact that he spent the last part of it lying in pain on a stretcher in his own team's dug-out... the reason? One big, nasty Rat Ogre called El Bastardo!

All in all, another triumph for Thanqoul and his crew - it is after all hard to beat a Skaven team which has the blessing of the Horned Rat on its side!”