“Cold winds blows through our hair. Beasts driven wild! We come this day to fight for pride...bearing not sword, ax...or barbed chain...but fist, powered by rage and hate...becomes hammer!

Two battle scarred teams tear into each other to determine victory...and end in stalemate!

Hail to Berserker Eric, battlelord upon the fields of blood, burying the face of a wardancer and sacking ballcarrier over and over. A final hail and kill was dealt to thee on turn 16 for revenge. Yes, true bloodbowl was here!

And to Faceless rider who bests both elven flesh and cruises into the endzone for the final TD. Today's loss was prevented by your sprint! Upgrade warrior of chariot, to 7M and let Hell's fuel propel ye to glory!

With the winter wolves howl into the night, the eyes of our blitzer open! The grave gives birth to the madness of Rhino Hellburn! Let your story begin!”