“Today we ride into Hell, flag flying high, and pride unyield! Let the scythes of war be unshealthed, and chariot collide with giant. Norse vs Ogres...the fans know this'll be bloodbowl!

Hail to Terra Watt our battlestandard of the day! giving the finger to all his injuries, he scores twice for victory, and once for pain! Warrior with animal spirit and cloud of death, drink heartily tonight, and ride tirelessly til dawn!

And the fallen are honored! Drape the fearless Brutus upon his chariot. The beasts know the way home. let them ride through the blackness of night to his village. Show his son, that in the face of ogres...his father chose to die...not yield.

But we who live to die laugh! Before the chariot gets home, the magics of Hades bless thy body with unholy fire! Return from the grave with the lifeforce of thy vanquished Benny Slightman! Out of the darkness we hear the thundering hooves of his mighty chariot!

Brutus is back...let all ogres in the land hear his battlecry and bloodlust!

Whaaaaagh!”