“The Trail Blazers hate elves and the Timberelves showed them why.

In a game filled with Globetrotter-esque ball-handling, the Timberelves did everything but pull down the pants of Greg Oden and throw a bucket of confetti in Danny Ainge's face.

The only bright side for the Trail Razers was the near-death blow given to Ndudi Elfibi (apo saved) and the FF increase as such. Brandon Roy is a star in the making. There was actually rumors from the locker room that the coaches were pining on and on for the few minutes when the club actually had drafted Brandon Roy... but then GM, Kelvin McFail, traded him for a box of Cracker Jack and a "Hidey-Ho Pot-o-Gold" scratch off. The catchers on the squad decided to all bring their 'A' game in an effort to make the coaches more optimistic of their future together.

Nice try, goat. Chaos is tough enough at lower levels without having to play 5v5 and against elves.”