“Ever since the unholy relationship between Parsley Rosenfels and Marcus Stroud two seasons ago... the Buffalo Billy Goats Gruff and the Minnesnowta ViQueens have been known to be inexorably linked. And we see just how deep that union runs for this match.

Take the case of one, Joe Klopfenstein. Experienced goat for the Buffalo - ST5 skeleton for St. Louis. An unconfirmed source has revealed that a fax was sent of a picture of the two...to Coach Bride Childress... along with a note that said...

"tHerE cAN Be oNLy ONe" [in letters cut from magazines]

Coach Bride Childress (or Chilly, as the girls call her) purportedly sent out a secret message to the team with a reward for the unregenerated death of said, Joe Klopfenstein. Consequently, Erin Henderson was voted team MVP in an effort to cover the bribe of Alpaca sweaters that mysteriously arrived after the game.

The Queens of Ties failed to pull out one of their patented T16 scores and give the Ramses their first win of the season... (sheesh. now! how do y'all feel who weren't able to beat us!?)

Seriously, though, Hof... good game. T'was smashing good fun the whole time and intense at moments. Fun times!”