“The pre-match rendition of "Stars in the Sky, Dwarfs in the Ground" by Sonnet so upset star Bull Centaur Thurston Moore that he went on a killing rampage outside the stadium. Thankfully the authorities (suspiciously pre-tipped to the event) arrived to arrest him. With Tzi unable to post bail before game time the Bulls were without their main player.

The opening drive blitz of Poetry saw the Lion Warriors recover the ball and eventually march down for a score.

Both teams scored in the second half and Iambic briefly was on deaths door.”