“The thunder of chariot hooves! The pounding of ogre boots! Two grit iron teams with blood in their eye, make the sacred oath of glory! Make the touchdown, or cas your ass trying!

Hail to Turbo who mangles a goblin with one hand! Let thy grip of steel yield the green throat, til his will to play is no more! And charge to the endzone with the ball for the game's first TD!

But the ogres had a secret weapon! An elven ogre on the team! 4 agilty and dodge! one by one the chariots ball stealing firepower was busted up! And the ogres walked it in twice!

Crashed! The Hellbound hit a ditch and break an axle! Argh! No matter! The winds of Hell guide us! Forward men! March to the game that lies ahead!”