“Tired of getting beat up and incised at the site of Knuckle dusters being snuck in to help the Halflings the Poetry Faithful lead off with the "Song of Bashing"

3 Flings meet there demise this day in a game they never truly were allowed to compete in after Quickbeam took root as the play was developing down field. That inopportune burning of a blitz allowed Hiku to sweep up the ball flinging it down field to Rhyming Couplet who seemed to have one eye in the luxury boxes all match.

In the second half the Elves scored 3 times against a depleted roster only capable of putting 2 trees and fling up on the line.

After the game the Song of Lucrative Endorsements was sung to Couplet who left the Team for greater glory.”