“Wood Elves Beat Up Chaos

Athel Loren (ESBN) - Early reports are showing that a wood elf team just outbashed chaos. We have unconfirmed reports of elves covered in blood, believed NOT to be their own. Spectators of the game were heard cheering loudly at the unfamiliar sound of elves making things crunch.

After the game, coach maysrill was asked about his team's surprising surge of bad-ass behavior. "Well, it's not like we didn't take our licks too. I mean, at one point Muonni got his neck broke, pinched in a claw. I said to myself 'elves need necks, can't let this one go', and sent in the apothecary to fix him up".

When asked about the remarkable luck it must have taken, coach maysrill gave a terse "no comment" and immediately left the podium.

GG Relezite. Tough going with chaos until they skill up.”