“What a crazy match!

The rats looked up at the game and only saw a handful of elves arrive to oppose them. Should be easy, thought the coach. How wrong was he, for before they even noticed, two rats were already carried off the field. The elves were clearly on steroids as they just kept pummeling the rat team into oblivion. There was only one flaw in their game plan: picking up the ball proved impossible for them.

Indeed, it happened again, and again, and again. By the end of the first half the rats were on a 3-0 lead while half their team had been annihilated.

Second half the rats scored a quick touchdown while the elves continued their bashing. This half was more even but it was too late. The 4-0 lead was too much and the rats won.

On the last turn the elves thought not enough pain had been dealt so they decided they need a T16 foul as well. Kudos to ref and what a shame you didn't get to score instead ;P.

One of the strangest matches ever here. Opponent had all the luck with armour/injury dices. While I had the luck with everything else. How convenient its the everything else part that counts in this game ^^.”