“Well, a pure Nuffle screwage results in the Fictional Infestation's first ever defeat. My first turn starts out well, with four stuns on four blocks (not bad, if I do say so). goalouettesgo makes the mistake of commenting on my luck. It's understandable, since he's never played against me before, but it's one I don't imagine he'll repeat. In a later turn he manages three injuries and a KO. 50% of his Argue the Calls work, and he makes many dodges against my prehensile tail without having to pay for it.

To contrast that, my blocks with Claw and Mighty Blow (statistically more helpful than his two MBs, though he does have the extra AV) fail to do anything more than 1 KO, and my toss the ball to the deep empty field with AG 5 results in fumble, re-roll fumble, which would possibly (though not by any means definitely) have salvaged even a tie from the otherwise unmitigated misery.

So, in conclusion, with more guard, equal strength, and a claw to balance out his extra MB (though again, I'm down an AV), I suffer 5 cas to 0, 3 KOs to 1, and a 1-2 defeat. Fortunately, the only permanent loss is an unskilled lineman, who is easily replaceable. goal made the best of Nuffle's bounty, and I hope to see him on the pitch again.”