“The Heroes came, they saw, they kicked butt! An all around good effort from everybody this game, kudos all around! A special applause for Dalvo, who played a very important roll today. Cuchillo may have gotten the announcer's MVP award, the Dalvo's the one who opened up massive holes with his timely blitzes for his teammates to squirt through to paydirt. Indeed, Dalvo himself came merely one go-for-it step short of scoring himself, but got so excited that he started to do his endzone celebration dance early, tripping over his own shoelaces and dropping the ball on the last turn of the match. The fans forgive him, though, and had such a good time watching that they told their family to also buy season tickets, increasing our fan-base. Truly important if we are going to increase that paltry earnings...

Forward, Heroes!”