“Well... it was time to clean out the rat cage. Dirty job - but rewarding once it's done.

San Diego had already been hurt severely by a loss to Kansas City and their tie against Pittsburgh came at a heavy price. The straw that broke the rat's back, though, was definitely the "Rat Cage Death Match" against fellow meeses, the CInderfall Bengals - who showed no mercy in ravaging the limpy gimpy Sewer Kings. That left a not so full cage of rat and rat poop for the Billy Goats...

... but the Billy Goats will eat anything - rat poop included - so they tied on their napkins! :)

Aaron Maybin continues adding to the casualty record (which now stands at 15) - Jairus Byrd scored twice, but Donte Whitner snagged the MVP from him. Rian Lindell actually took time to practice kicking the BALL since it was rather tough to even get at the rats once they were surrounded by the rest of the team.

Biggest surprise, though... and much to the dismay of the rest of the league - T.O. found some cocaine in the bottom of that rat cage and now has the Mighty Blow. His career is sure to flame out like a comet, but we are looking forward to the explosion is makes and everything it wrecks in the process.

Good try Slarti... deck was stacked as high as I've seen against you and you played as well as you could've. Don't give up on that team yet... the off-season can do wonders for rats. They just need some time to roll around in those sewers and make baby gutter rats ;)”