“Let me begin by saying that every time JoeK and I play, he gets super ballsy with his dice and beats me.
This was no exception..... except I managed a win with a good defensive play second half to secure a turnover.

The "It wasnt me" handicap hit the Buccs reducing them to 1 benchplayer to start.

First half started poorly - receiving buccs thrower dropped the ball in open field a few squares back from half way allowing orcs to swarm all over the ball.
The orcs picked it up, humans recoved and knocked them over a few times etc etc.
In short humans - 3 failed pickup attempts from 3 (at 3+, 3+, 2+ IIRC) and orcs made 3 from 3 (at 4+).
The first TD was some decenthuman defense, knocking out the ball and allowing AG4 catcher to toss the ball to AG4 lino who avoided the chasers and scored.

2nd half humans started with 8 - lost 2 in JoeKs first turn... lost another not long after and spend most of the second half with 5 on 11.

Orcs received, caged up but a good display of blocking and positioning opened up a sneaky hole allowing a blitz on the ball which was recovered again by the Blodge SS AG4 catcher who handed off to the rookie catcher. The blodge SS catcher caused some headaches and pranced around keeping his catcher mate with the ball safe. After much swarming and bashing by orcs a sneaky human chain push set the ball carrier free and he ran off. He was rundown by an orc blitzer who had him squared up against the sideline. Some fancy dodging got him out and allowed him to score for a 2-0 lead turn 4 second half.

The orcs scored in 2 turns..... the humans were receiving and destpite only having 5 players only needed to secure the ball and stall for 2 turns....but then it started to look like JoeK's luck was back!!

The kickoff result was perfect defense and the kickoff left the ball on the half way line square. A fancy dodge in pickup dodge out pass all witjhout re-rolls allowed the humans to get the ball back to the AG4 lino in the back half off the field and out of blitz range.
The orcs t7 put a tackle zone on him. He dodged away and tried to lob the ball downfield away from the orcs. A fumble left the ball within range of a short pass for an orc win but after a few blocks the orcs failed the open field pickup allowing the humans to limp off to enjoy victory.


3pt:Fold'Up III - 4 fouls before being sent off. 3 of the 6 BH came from fouls. Dont remember how many were Fold's but he obviosuly got at least a couple.
2pt:Hoik 'It II - was caught with a stolen copy of the Buccaneers play book in his bag a few months back (when he decided to learn Dump Off) and doesnt quite have it mastered but is getting there.
1pt: Chomp Chomp!! - got buzzing from the handicap and tires his hardest to use it.”