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Match Result · League division · Tournament game
Match recorded on 2010-02-27 05:38:05
AFC round 13
CTV 2610k Chaos Chosen
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Winnings 0k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/1/2
 
 
Orc CTV 2350k
2
40k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
3/0/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
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#1
1
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3
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18
5
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#2
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-
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-
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10
-
#3
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1
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2
-
-
-
12
-
#6
-
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2
-
1
9
-
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8
-
#8
-
-
-
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-
-
-
-
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6
-
#10
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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6
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#14
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-
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-
-
-
-
-
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2
-
#15
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-
-
-
-
-
-
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9
2
4
#16
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
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TOTALS
1
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3
-
1
14
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27
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Coach decides to give his team a playoff "pep talk"...

Okay goats... LISTEN UP!!! If you think you can play like you just did and get through the playoffs, you are all dumber than you look. So their slimey troll threw that gremlin and they scored a touchdown... BIG DEAL! You all stood there and watched it like it was the fourth of July fireworks!!! So you gang foul killed that troll in the 2nd half... SO WHAT?!? You stood there all proud like you solved world hunger. NEWS FLASH, morons!! Nobody eats that shit!!! You know what they WILL eat?!?...

Every. One... of YOU!!!

This ain't a parade for you, girls. You think Baltimore's gonna just hand the AFC over to you?!? You think Cinderfall is just gonna run and hide while you dance to the Superbowl?!! You think ANY team in the NFC is gonna say "OH!! It's the Billy Goats!! We're so scared!!! Let's just let them have the trophy and let's go DENNY'S and get a $5.99 BREAKFAST!!"

WAKE UP and SMELL yourselves, GYRO MEAT!!! You all better strap your big girl panties on real quick or you'll be outta this race faster than I can make Tzatziki sauce...

... and I can make it pretty damn fast.

Now HIT the showers!! You're about to make me puke with your stink!...


[Everyone thought coach remained fairly calm and laid back considering the circumstances]

Well played, C-wolf. We're lookin' at this loss as our wake up call for the playoffs. You should definitely see it as justification for your team to be here. Who knows?!? Maybe fate will place us in a rematch.. :)
Player Performances
 
 
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#1
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1
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#3
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1
-
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2
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-
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11
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#4
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1
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2
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-
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7
-
#5
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-
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-
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2
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#6
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2
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#7
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6
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#8
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2
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#9
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-
-
-
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3
6
-
#10
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-
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-
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1
3
#11
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-
-
-
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1
5
#12
1
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3
-
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17
1
-
#13
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-
-
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-
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1
#15
1
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3
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5
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#16
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1
5
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1
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TOTALS
2
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2
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1
15
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25
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