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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2010-03-02 00:38:53
10k
0/2/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
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3
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1
11
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-
23
50
1
#14 Anika Claw – Smashed Hip (-MA)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
1
-
1
14
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2
34
67
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“Real Sociedead 2 - 0 Maharak Dead Boys Under 21's
When playing Real Sociedead in a Pre-Season Friendly there are five rules to abide by:
1) Score quick
2) Don’t foul
3) Don’t hit me in the Ghoulies
4) I said DO NOT hit me in the Ghoulies
5) STOP HITTING ME IN THE GOD DAMN GHOULIES!!!
Yet again the despicable Maharak Dead Boys U21 broke every single one!
In their very first drive, Ghoul mangling expert Anika Claw tried to take down a squishy, never hurt anyone, Ghoul.
Rule 3 broken!
Mikel Labaka Zuriarrain quickly punished him for it by snapping [url= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WoL2PwOBuE ]his leg in two.
Undeterred Maharakadoo then went on to Foul one of Real’s star zombies.
Rule 2 broken!
Real managed to hold their nerve and punished Maharakadoo’s dawdling by stealing the ball and scoring.
Rule 1 broken!
In the second half Real had had enough after Maharakadoo’s players charged in by the sideline in attempt to surf the Ghouls.
Rule 4 broken!!
Rule 5 broken!!!
The angry Real then promptly surfed three of Maharakadoo’s players and threatened to hurl the Maharakadoo Mummy into the crowd also, all he could do was play dead.
Beaten on every level Maharakadoo gave in to defeat and accepted the 2 – 0 loss.
Later both coaches seemed happy with a game that could have turned horrific for either team.
What have we learned?
Count Von Halseburg is evil and evil never triumphs!
[GG CVH you big tart :P ]
”
When playing Real Sociedead in a Pre-Season Friendly there are five rules to abide by:
1) Score quick
2) Don’t foul
3) Don’t hit me in the Ghoulies
4) I said DO NOT hit me in the Ghoulies
5) STOP HITTING ME IN THE GOD DAMN GHOULIES!!!
Yet again the despicable Maharak Dead Boys U21 broke every single one!
In their very first drive, Ghoul mangling expert Anika Claw tried to take down a squishy, never hurt anyone, Ghoul.
Rule 3 broken!
Mikel Labaka Zuriarrain quickly punished him for it by snapping [url= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WoL2PwOBuE ]his leg in two.
Undeterred Maharakadoo then went on to Foul one of Real’s star zombies.
Rule 2 broken!
Real managed to hold their nerve and punished Maharakadoo’s dawdling by stealing the ball and scoring.
Rule 1 broken!
In the second half Real had had enough after Maharakadoo’s players charged in by the sideline in attempt to surf the Ghouls.
Rule 4 broken!!
Rule 5 broken!!!
The angry Real then promptly surfed three of Maharakadoo’s players and threatened to hurl the Maharakadoo Mummy into the crowd also, all he could do was play dead.
Beaten on every level Maharakadoo gave in to defeat and accepted the 2 – 0 loss.
Later both coaches seemed happy with a game that could have turned horrific for either team.
What have we learned?
Count Von Halseburg is evil and evil never triumphs!
[GG CVH you big tart :P ]
”
The annual Dead on Dead friendly was set and the Dead Boys were feeling in a terribly friendly mood, as always!... Sera who had a perchant for the dramatic was hopping on the side lines when, well know Ghoul lover, Anika Claw toddled up to a Real Ghoul to give him a hug.
Reals retaliation on poor Claw left him a broken Zombie... he only wanted to be loved.
Then one of the Dead Boys, Coach Sera mistakenly thought was fouling a "Star" Zombie, accidentally tripped over the prone corpse! An easy mistake for anyone to make surely?!
In an atempt to try and ease the situation the Count Offered a small token of peace and respect to Coach Sera... it was his pride and joy an antique pigskin that Sera quickly threw into the Real players, who in turn waved it at the ref who became confused and gave a TD!
In the second half the Count was again amazed when Sera protested when the Dead Boys sugested with mirth and merryment a session of crowd surfing... thinking the Prem All Stars would do anything to feel like real rockstars for once in their... errrm.... deaths?
But no the Real plyers for some reason thought it would be fun to trip all the Dead Boys into the crowd, that was a bit mean and not friendly at all!
All in all the Dead Boys were happy with the romp even though they lost it was after all said and done a nice friendly match up! ;-p
Evil... Me?! Whatever would give you that idea! ;)
Next time Gadget... Sera! Next Time!!! You are a total, total... hmmmn. A word has yet to be invented to describe how totally it you are, but you are one and a total, total one at that! ;-p
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