“I am declaring that I no longer know how to play bloodbowl. Lost to halfings for gosh sakes..should have been able to run RINGS around them..but NOOO..nuffle decides that 1) I can't pick up the ball..2) If I do pick up the ball, I can't hand off the ball and 3) even If I can pick up or hand off the ball, I will not, under any circumstances be able to throw the ball..not only that, but I will fumble every pass attempt. Oh, and 4) if I want to blitz someone and it requires a GFI, the GFI WILL FAIL every time (happened in just about every game for the last 4-5 games for me)

Oh, and the halfings tried to pass a halfing in for a TD..he fumbled..but the ball bounced to the lone Treeman!!!! and I couldn't get enough flings off the field to even have a shot at the tree...the one turn I could have (with a dodge), I didn't move my assister next to the tree..I stopped one square short for some unknown reason.

Oh, just look at the luck factor..64% to 48%...I didn't have a good game at all..

and when the luck is bad and you are playing against a good coach, winning generally becomes an impossibility...”