“- Da fu'st Peasant Bowl game fo' dese too orcses is a ve'y muzh waited event.
- That is true. And for those who can't understand a word from that stinking orc, the Peasant Bowl is underway. These two orc teams start it by taking on each other.
- Oi, who'se ya callin' stinky?
- Sorry about that, Hurbag. Yes, I'm Bob and with me today is Hurbag Toothhater. This is an anticipated event indeed as all those sportsfans haven't seen much blood on the Blood Bowl fields during the start of this tournament. This matchup could change it all, as two orc teams take on each other.
- And de' goz da kickoff, it goz deep in da Ga'gantsh half.. And da Ga'gantsh sta't doin' what we all been waitin' fo', dey sta't bashin' da Get da ball-dingiesh boyz.
- Yes, sure. We all just love to see bunch of no good orcs hitting each other. Where's the finesse of proper Blood Bowl in that? And where is my grog?
- Shud up Bob an' enjoy da game. Both teamz like to bash othas, so dis is tu'nin' into a great fight. 'ey 'ave beaten 'emselves fo' fou' tu'ns and nuthin' has reelly happened yet.. No waits eve'yones, Gkthal jusht hit Prart 'Spinecutta' real ha'd.. he's not gettin' up, ish he deads? Nope, just badly 'urt an' he's carried to da bentsh. I bet da Ga'gantsh don't like dat. He'e coms Rok 'Murdalova' from da Ga'gantsh an' takes a swing at Grishnak, dey'se both down. Grishnak is hu't, his knee is unda Rok. Someone from da Get da ball-dingiesh' bentsh runs to da field an' patses Grishnak.
- This game has been pathetic so far. It wasn't like this when I was commenting the Real Gargants with Bob.
- Me'll hit youz Bob if youz don't shud up. Da great hittin' contest is still goin' on. It's tu'n seven an' da Ga'gantsh ar' bashin'. Gank 'Legsmasha' just hit Grosh an' Grosh is not gettin' up. Da ref goz to see Grosh.. he's dead! We haves blood on da field.
- Just dandy. Pass me the bottle, will you?
- De'e goez Gank agai'.. He's blitzin' Girm an' takes 'im down. Bob, did youz see how ha'd Gank 'it 'im.
- Nope, ssaw the bottom of the bottle acthually. Oh look, 'nother shmelly orc ish dead. Great. Who'sh that with the ball by the way?
- Yaz, Grishnak hash managed to shneak passd da Ga'gantsh defens, and he scores in da dyin' secondsh of da fu'st half. An' we orcs not smelly, Bob.
- Whatever.
- Da seconf half is unda' way, an' it's a slug fest like da fi'st one. Get da ball-dingiesh move close' to da Ga'gantsh endzone lil' by lil'. Grishnak 'as da ball.. and e's runnin' a TD! It's tu'n five an' da game is too nil.
- Thish jusht plain shucksh. Sho what if I wash drunk at work? And they shend me to thish freaking villaghe to watch thish nobody league. What the hell I'm doing here? Commenting with a shtinking, no-good, can't talk, ugly, dumb-assh orc a game by shtinking, no-good, can't umph...
- Da game'sh about to end now. Da sco' is still too nil, da Ga'gantsh ar' still tryin' to sco'. Nope, can't make it coz de'e goez da final whistle. What a great game it was. Let's hope both of dese teams keep up da play on da leeg.”
- That is true. And for those who can't understand a word from that stinking orc, the Peasant Bowl is underway. These two orc teams start it by taking on each other.
- Oi, who'se ya callin' stinky?
- Sorry about that, Hurbag. Yes, I'm Bob and with me today is Hurbag Toothhater. This is an anticipated event indeed as all those sportsfans haven't seen much blood on the Blood Bowl fields during the start of this tournament. This matchup could change it all, as two orc teams take on each other.
- And de' goz da kickoff, it goz deep in da Ga'gantsh half.. And da Ga'gantsh sta't doin' what we all been waitin' fo', dey sta't bashin' da Get da ball-dingiesh boyz.
- Yes, sure. We all just love to see bunch of no good orcs hitting each other. Where's the finesse of proper Blood Bowl in that? And where is my grog?
- Shud up Bob an' enjoy da game. Both teamz like to bash othas, so dis is tu'nin' into a great fight. 'ey 'ave beaten 'emselves fo' fou' tu'ns and nuthin' has reelly happened yet.. No waits eve'yones, Gkthal jusht hit Prart 'Spinecutta' real ha'd.. he's not gettin' up, ish he deads? Nope, just badly 'urt an' he's carried to da bentsh. I bet da Ga'gantsh don't like dat. He'e coms Rok 'Murdalova' from da Ga'gantsh an' takes a swing at Grishnak, dey'se both down. Grishnak is hu't, his knee is unda Rok. Someone from da Get da ball-dingiesh' bentsh runs to da field an' patses Grishnak.
- This game has been pathetic so far. It wasn't like this when I was commenting the Real Gargants with Bob.
- Me'll hit youz Bob if youz don't shud up. Da great hittin' contest is still goin' on. It's tu'n seven an' da Ga'gantsh ar' bashin'. Gank 'Legsmasha' just hit Grosh an' Grosh is not gettin' up. Da ref goz to see Grosh.. he's dead! We haves blood on da field.
- Just dandy. Pass me the bottle, will you?
- De'e goez Gank agai'.. He's blitzin' Girm an' takes 'im down. Bob, did youz see how ha'd Gank 'it 'im.
- Nope, ssaw the bottom of the bottle acthually. Oh look, 'nother shmelly orc ish dead. Great. Who'sh that with the ball by the way?
- Yaz, Grishnak hash managed to shneak passd da Ga'gantsh defens, and he scores in da dyin' secondsh of da fu'st half. An' we orcs not smelly, Bob.
- Whatever.
- Da seconf half is unda' way, an' it's a slug fest like da fi'st one. Get da ball-dingiesh move close' to da Ga'gantsh endzone lil' by lil'. Grishnak 'as da ball.. and e's runnin' a TD! It's tu'n five an' da game is too nil.
- Thish jusht plain shucksh. Sho what if I wash drunk at work? And they shend me to thish freaking villaghe to watch thish nobody league. What the hell I'm doing here? Commenting with a shtinking, no-good, can't talk, ugly, dumb-assh orc a game by shtinking, no-good, can't umph...
- Da game'sh about to end now. Da sco' is still too nil, da Ga'gantsh ar' still tryin' to sco'. Nope, can't make it coz de'e goez da final whistle. What a great game it was. Let's hope both of dese teams keep up da play on da leeg.”