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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2004-03-31 05:09:02
90k
1/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
2
2
-
1
20
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-
-
-
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
1
-
1
7
-
-
-
-
-
#11 Sunny Dirt – Smashed Knee (NI)
“Wow.. talk about an all time bad night - this was the second loss of the night.. and boy what a loss...
Having been struck by bad luck all evening, needles to say this was not a good game at all.
Many a time did the below mediocre players of this notoriously unimportant human team play badly, from fumble upon fumble to bad blocks.. the players were all over the place and did not seem very motivated at all.
The Luvly Ladies on the other hand, took advantage of the situations and had a fine match.
From the coach of Templars:
"Its really amazing I didnt just fire the bunch, I got into this sport to try and make some fame and prestige, BAH - should have saved the money"
We end with a word from the sponsor, Orc Diary Products:
"Remember, before a date: Eat Dirt Pudding. Leaves your mouth and breath with that good, recogniceable stench of dirt, tar and mold. The ladies wont be able to keep your hands off ya"”
Having been struck by bad luck all evening, needles to say this was not a good game at all.
Many a time did the below mediocre players of this notoriously unimportant human team play badly, from fumble upon fumble to bad blocks.. the players were all over the place and did not seem very motivated at all.
The Luvly Ladies on the other hand, took advantage of the situations and had a fine match.
From the coach of Templars:
"Its really amazing I didnt just fire the bunch, I got into this sport to try and make some fame and prestige, BAH - should have saved the money"
We end with a word from the sponsor, Orc Diary Products:
"Remember, before a date: Eat Dirt Pudding. Leaves your mouth and breath with that good, recogniceable stench of dirt, tar and mold. The ladies wont be able to keep your hands off ya"”
The Humans could do very little offensively, as they could not handle the ball very well at all this game. I had a little better luck handling the ball but still had my share of drops.
Not much carnage, except for the niggling injury caused to Sunny Dirt of the Stone Templars.
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