“A sparkling academy affair with two of fumbbl's newest coaches showing that you can achieve next to nothing in 32 turns if you try hard enough. Zipatonz faithful adherence to the Orcish trait of hitting anything that moved regardless of the situation returned scant reward but the half a pitch length pass to a Black Orc will live long in the memories of those who saw it.

The Nederlanz turned their back on their self professed beautiful game and won with a display that would more readily fit their teutonic neighbours from back home but it ground out a result which apparently pleased their fans anyway.

But the big question being asked at the end of this one is 'How do they work that luck thing out anyway?'”