“For the second game the lil' Gargants, as they are affectionally known, faced We are cute, a skaven team playing their first game of the series. The orcs seemed unprepared at start as by turn two the rats had stolen the ball from the orcs and scored. It didn't look good for the orcs.
The Gargants managed to fight back however by doing what they do best - hitting the opponent. And the fact that the skaven were having difficulties to stay up while running. The problems were so bad that Trouble from We are Cute! stumbled himself out for the rest of the game. Luckily no serious injuries there.
After that the Gargants went for a touch down. Gaol 'Hotpants' tried to go and pick up the ball which was by now lying on the field. He failed, and the ball bounced to Prart 'Spinecutta'. He fumbled also, and the next to try catching was Puk 'Gutgorge'. The game was resembling a slapstick movie at this point as Puk fumbled the ball. The ball dropped to Pork 'Eyesplitta' who was standing next to three rats. The audience at the stadium stared in disbelief as Pork calmly took the ball into his big hairy hands.
The skaven tried to fall Pork but in vain as he ran for a touch down and equalized the game. The orcish fans got a little carried away and taunted the skaven fans about this. In the following riot several fans of both teams were injured.
The second half didn't start promisingly for We are Cute!. The second man to move tripped and fell near the sideline. The orcs started hitting again during which Nibbler was pushed to the hands of the orcish fans. By the time security got Nibbles away from the crowds someone had already hit him causing a niggling injury. The spokesman for the lil' Gargants wishes to express his outrage about the actions of the field security, as everal orc fans were arrested and many more injured.
After this little incident the ball was picked up by Dizzy who threw a long pass over Hank 'Longbomba' to Dash. After that the score was 2-1 to the rats.
The rest of the game wasn't very interesting as both sides tried to beat each other senseless. The orcs did a bit better on this and managed to carry the ball to the skaven end zone on turn 8 tying the score.
As a footnote all of us here at Fumbbl sports channel wish a speedy recovery to Bob, who accidentally swallowed a microphone while commenting the last lil' Gargants game.”
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Green things came and stood in line, we ran around them and poked one of them, who fell over. Hihi! Wheeee! Sadly green things are not good at poking.
Took ball scored TD.
Nibbler was pushed to some evil people watching that beat him. Not nice. All *cry* :(.
Dizzy threw ball later and it flew and flew and flew like a bird. Dash caught it and scored TD.”