“[Coach walks into the locker room, crestfallen...]

Coach: I've been rough on you guys all season, I know. I've berated you and threatened you... I thought it would make you better. I thought it would help you rise to new heights. I thought it would make you want the championship even more. I'm sorry...

Kawika: Aww... coach, it's okay...

Coach: SHUT THE F**K UP KAWIKA I AIN'T DONE!!

[Kawika stares in silence]

Coach: I was SAYING... I'm sorry I'm gonna have to make some of you losers into LUNCHABLES now! KAWIKA! BRUCE!... Get in O.J.'s truck with me... we got an "errand" to run. The rest of you!... I want you to SIT there in your FILTH and think about ways you can come back next year and NOT SUCK!!! We're comin' back lean and mean next season, you dumb goats... and if that means I have to eat one of you a week I WILL DO IT!!!

I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED!!... IN ALL OF YOU!!...


[While coach leads Kawika and Bruce along with O.J. to the white Bronco, the rest of the goats pull out their favorite lovey cans and start chewing in embarrassment searching for some consolation. Some of them felt they played a good game. There were things beyond their control... they had chances, it just didn't happen. Couldn't they just tip their horns to the Cheaters without fear of being made into gyros by the coaching staff?! The goats ponder that possibility as much as gnawing on an old Hormel Chili can allows...]

[MEANWHILE... Aaron Maybin and Donte Whitner plot their hostile takeover of the team. The two conspicuously quiet goats share a telepathic glance at one another... and slowly nod.]

TO BE CONTINUED NEXT SEASON!!!”