“Too many cooks spoiled the pot of GUJ gumbo we had prepared...

I could whine about the shape of the team after Mongoblia beat us up (but they're gobbos, so I'd get no sympathy ;)
I could whine about the handicaps that kept a third of my CD's off the pitch (but you earn handicaps because your team is strong and supposedly can handle it)
I could whine about the SHITTY luck the first half (but everyone can whine about that for godgodjesusgod...)

Nope. The key ingredients to this game were, in fact, my brainless use of rerolls in the first half, the lackadaisical nature I took trying to even up the score when I had them on the ropes early in the 2nd half... and that I have no experience using wizards or Hthark and *literally* do not know how to use them properly.

I'd say ex-con played a good game, but he was merely a witness to the stumbling, bumbling buffoonery that was our madcap kitchen of crap. We're eatin' frozen hotdogs, mac-n-cheese made without butter and cold cereal with water till the next GUJ. We sucked huge.

Good luck in the final, conner...”