“Final round of WIL

We will win the conference no matter what comes of this game, but lets see what we can do. Mistabasten's undead get two handicaps, bribe the ref + duh where am I (on our 9MA ghoul), and have hired the Count as well, with a surplus of cash to get rid of.

We decide to bench the boneheaded ghoul as we kick off for the first half.. but wait what's this? It's famed ogre star Borg 'Freight Train' Gorthag with one of his signature pitch invasions!! He charges right through our opponent's line, stunning 6 players before escaping into the crowd on the other side! The count secures the ball and moves forward while we take advantage of Borg's 'coincidental' rush through the pitch to charge players into their half. The count runs to one side and we set up a 2d blitz that even rerolled can't find the crucial POW we need.

The following turn he dodges away and runs into our half, while the rest of their team effectively block us off. He runs right down to the endzone and stalls away a turn while we scramble back, managing to BH their sure hands ghoul on the way. They put in their first foul of the game, KILLING our tackle ghoul near the count (and using up their bribe to prevent a sending off). We counter with a mummy badly hurting one of their wights - no regen. The count stalls onwards so on T7 our STR6 mummy blitzes him with a 5+ dodge (getting it with the RR) ... but we can't find that POW and he dodges away to take the lead at the end of the half.

We try for a 1 turn touchdown, pushing our MA9 ghoul far enough, but then failing the pick up to get the ball over to him.

They kick off for the second half and we stary fairly well with 2 zombie KOs in the first turn. On their first turn the count blitzes forwards and then dodges right through our line to threaten the ball. We plan on piling players back to tackle him over, but our ghoul fumbles the pick up (before providing a key assist). The count dodges through, blitzes over the ghoul and steals the ball to make it 2-0!

We push forward again, and this time manage to down the count and crowd around for a DP gang foul - knocked out! A tackling wight gets in a 2d blitz on the ball carrier, knocking it free, but we recover and move to one side. Their rookie mummy KILLS our kick wight (regen) and we are able to take advantage of a failed dodge blitz to move the ball safely right up to their endzone. Their mummy KILLS our +STR mummy and luckily he regens- before we score our consolation TD.

2-1 the final score but we are still crowned league champions. GG Mistabasten!”