“This is what the goats get for not writing about their win against the Dorf Grins.

We have only 10 players to start... Aaron Maybin MNG from My Hammy... Gangrene gets a handi that keeps Donte Whitner out as well... so we have no tackle, 9 players and only one player with any kind of removal ability whatsoever, but it's T.O.

[sigh]

But I can't really complain. The goats played well... their armour held up... they scored in 3 or so turns to end the first half on creative blitzes and movement... and they marched down the field in the 2nd half only losing the game by doing a stupid handoff in the endzone trying to get a TD for Steve "A Tisker a" Tasker. Big surprise, with a reroll we rolled a 1 and a 2 for the handoff, it fumbled out the back of the endzone and the crowd threw it in perfectly for Damian Woody to toss to Mike DeVito (dirty, baby goat bully that he is...) for the winning TD.

Dumb play by the coach can't be blamed on the team. But I'd do it again... I gotta skill these rookies somehow. Good game Hof... we will meet again. The Billy Goats are building karma for the end of the season to go on a literal tear...”