“"This is Jumpin Jimmy Inwendo bringing you an exclusive interview with the Rev's captain, Havrik Vaak. Mr Vaak, goodevening. After going down to an unprecidented 3-0 what are your views on reflection."

"Reflection my arse. We were crap. Couldn't pick up the ball, run with the ball, see the ball. Throughout the match match our gameplan was typical chaos, soften up key players and look for the gaps but we couldn't hit the skin of cream. An absolutely frustrating afternoon, then to top it all off the weather turned to a furnace and 4 of my top players passed out and ofcourse the human scum were fine. Some put it down to the heavy armour. Rubbish. We're Warriors not Chickboys. Then to top off the topping off I lose a player to an innocuous block. That combined with the fact that 2 of my best players aged after the last game. The boys are in a hole and now I feel like burying someone else."

"Come back here now. Stop running, you know I'm gonna have you on the next interview"

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