“Underworld vs underworld madness! We have 100k to spend on inducements so we pick up a bribe!

Both trolls have claw, a SV each has mighty blow, though their other one has horns and +AV (vs our rookie), plus they have a block/tackle linerat that is going to be nasty vs our gobbos.

We receive in the suddenly pouring rain, and start well by badly hurting a gobbo on the LOS, our troll KOing their troll with claws, and then our sneaky git KO'ing the other stunned gobbo with a foul as well as getting the ball into our blodge thrower's hands. By T3 we've KILLED their blockle linerat (apo patches him up) and rushed the ball into a corner near their endzone. From there on it's a concerted smashing as we KO and BH 4 more players and crowdpush another leaving them with just 2 on the pitch! We chase them around for a couple of turns, finally KO'ing one and we score on T6.

They have 9 back on the pitch and a touchback lets them go for the TTM attempt, though their reroll is used waking up their troll and the gobbo lands on his head. We show them how it's done on T8, tossing a gobbo downfield perfectly and he just needs 1 GFI for the touchdown... but he trips up! Their troll KOs our troll and the half ends - that was a total of 8 fouls by the two teams without the "ref" noticing!

3/3 of their KOs return, while neither our SV or troll wake up.. boo! That gives them 11 back and they KO a linerat on T1 and our 2headed gobbo on T2 before pushing through with a mass of players surrounding their thrower. On T4 they try and hand off to a SV in the rain but he drops it and we chase players in after it. A gobbo badly hurts our MB SV and their SV picks up the ball with their last reroll to make it 1-1!

We have 4 turns left but our troll snoozes on in our KO box; at kick off a thrown rock KO's a random gobbo and we do the same with a block so it's 10v10. We are looking for a chance to get through and get it on T6 when they roll up a double skulls as their first action of the turn! We rush down one sideline and it's all they can do to get a gobbo and a linerat standing beside our thrower; we blitz over the gobbo and are left with a 4+ 3+ dodge for the touchdown... which he makes without needing the RR!

GG chtol!

of note: there was clearly no ref at this game, 13 fouls total, no banning, no need for bribe :D”