“The fist match for the soon to be legendary team ConSpiroCy. A close review of the game showed that the Random Number Generator was indeed broken as the necro players was going out left and right in an unreal number of casulties. Luckly the RNG was also broken for regeneration, so they made all their regeneration rolls apart from poor Gonzy who forgot to wear his regen coat for the match.

It was a most enjoyable game, with a chatty opponant, who unfortunately didn't know about the great and visionary player this team is in honor of. I therefore never got to use words like lammer, pfft pfft or bleh (all words that us unworthy deciples of the greatest blood bowl player often like to use).

Thanks for the game, it was a real pleasure. ”