“The first tie for the team ... how can it be? It must be the RNG that is broken. Fans didnt like the game and left us, again a sign that RNG is broken ... or maybe they just left to watch their archprofet (of who the team is named after) play.

Was a close orc slogging match, with my numbers giving me the TD in first half, but xyons better skilled players and RR took the TD in second half.

Xyon doubled the number of casulties given to the team (maybe it is a sign that I have played to soft teams, or I can blame the RNG - yes I think I will blame the RNG :)

I believe I didnt win because I hadnt honored the greatest player ever. I will therefore end the report with the words: Bleh, pffft and Lammer.

Thanks for the game Xyon. It was good fun. I will keep looking for clues to prove that RNG is broken.”