“Khemri vs turboraton's 9 dark elves. We get a handicap of ironman for our +STR skelly and morley's which affects only one player (and in the end only keeps him out for a pointless 2 turns before half time)

We kick first and have a particularly bad first few turns as they run rings around us, with a skelly cas'ing himself with a double 1 GFI, while they can foul twice in a row with their DP to badly hurt a tackle blitz-ra before scoring with total ease on T5.

Our first foul of the game sees their AGI6 leap strip-baller MNG'd (\o/) but we cannot pick up the ball at the back (oh why did that +AGI thro-ra have to age-niggle) and the crowd tosses it diagonally towards the halfway line- not stopping the darkies from stealing it and immediately scoring again!

We only have a couple of turns before half time and all we manage to achieve is getting a DP sent off stunning an elf.

2-0 down and we receive with 11 vs 8. T1 and we BH two elves plus a bad kick lets us hand the ball to our +STR skelly- this is more like it! They DP foul our only tackler for a KO so we foul back- KILLING their AGI5 guarder though their apo saves. We then niggle a rookie elf and run forwards to score on T5.

They can only set up 5 vs our 10 and with injury time we will only have 2 turns to try and equalise, and in the end we can't even stop 3 elves on the pitch from scoring... FAIL

Well won turboraton!”