“Holy Flirking Shnit... sometimes you see Nuffle pissing on your cornflakes, but he's trickin' you by pissing 2% organic milk from happy cows in Wisconsin.
Who's to say what this game should've been with other dice... with these dice, it was a dramatic out-of-left-field T16 score FTW. Who knew Bryce Paup could throw a perfect Long Bomb to a rookie goat that had previously done diddly squat in his first 15 games..?
Apojar, my friend... you got hosed. Again. T'was a mess... I'll think up some fluff for this one whilst I thank my lucky stars, say my prayers and sacrifice that cage of doves.”
Who's to say what this game should've been with other dice... with these dice, it was a dramatic out-of-left-field T16 score FTW. Who knew Bryce Paup could throw a perfect Long Bomb to a rookie goat that had previously done diddly squat in his first 15 games..?
Apojar, my friend... you got hosed. Again. T'was a mess... I'll think up some fluff for this one whilst I thank my lucky stars, say my prayers and sacrifice that cage of doves.”