“He creaks along, barking unintelligible profanities at any and everyone in his path. Some say it is because he is a shell of his former self... some say it is because of the recent rumors and pressure from the "Media Jackals" in regards to the prophecies he had given about his own demise... but deep down he still misses Kawika.

Aaron Maybin's first game played this season that has withheld a positive number in the casualty column. And he is not pleased. Much in the way the rest of the team feels about it's performance against their inner-conference rivals, the Pittsburgh Pie-rapers. Down 0-1 at the halfway mark after consecutive airheaded coaching decisions... and then to try and make an early score in an effort to win, Jairus Byrd fumbles a long pass to Bryce Paup (for those of you who remember last week's game in Baltimore... you know who the hidden gem at QB is on this squad)

Pittsburgh capitalizes on Buffalo's SNAFU's and even though they aren't able to inflict any permanent damage to the team - they permanently damage their record and their Fan Factor. Kudos to the Pie-rapers coaching staff for not eating the same bowl of Sugary Stupid Snaps that the Billy Goats did before the game. Our diet is sure to change if we meet again in the playoffs...”