“This was a close match all the way. For not having any big guys, this team put up quite a battle. 5 Casualties to 4. 2 Td's to 1. If these guys heal up and get some Bombers, they could cause some serious mayhem in the NCBB. They RIP'd the Head Carver, Pimp Daddy Smooove. Thankfully our Apothecary hadn't hit the sauce very hard this match, and was able to patch him up.

We must take a moment to recognize the passing of a very promising young Chaos Fling....#12 Bootsy Knickerbocker. In his first match, makes a Turn 8 dash for glory to knot the score up at 1 a piece. Apparently his endzone celebration was a little too animated and the Dirty Rotten Cheater Goblins marked him for execution in the second half.

With the game squarely locked up following an errant pass on T15, the Gobbos made their move. So intent on taking him out, their own Pogo niggled himself as he brought down the pogo stick for the fatal blow. If these buggers make the League, they will need to watch out for the payback!

Being ever so evil, the Head Coach was not present for this last warm-up for the Flingz prior to the start of the regular season. He was supposed to be in Maui with a Cabana girl, a bottle of Vodka, and some sunscreen SPF 9000. But to everyone's surprise, following the contest he showed up to the dressing room with a surprise last minute recruit! While Papajeano was busy coaching his squad, Lord Vader had paid a call to PJ's home! Following some Sith Mind suggestions, and just using his natural wit and charm, he shmoozed Mrs. PJ and her eldest son, Prince Papajeano #88 into signing on with the TCU Horned Flingz!

Not believing he needed to worry about his son's college choice, PJ had failed to secure a written letter of intent. It appears there may be a challenge to this "recruitment", but the powers that be point towards an NCBB ruling in favor of TCU!

This could be a rivalry brewing!”