“"Diz iz yer armur. Diz iz yer shoes. Deze be yer cleetz, they'z spiked wif iron, so's to makum mo' dangruz, but dun tell der ref, cuz he'z disqualerfy yez if'n 'e finds out.

Doze be sum 'oomies. Dey'z call yer filthy greenskinz. Dey sez yer mommas stinks. Okay so dat's true, but's not der point. Der point is to get yer all riled up and angry at der oppa... oppy.. oppony... ENEMY, so yez kick seven types o' shit outta 'im.

So yez go out there, and yez beats 'em up.

Oh, and dun forget ta score like last time, ya weenies."

- Coach Mezzur giving his pre-match pep-talk.

"Right, we won, dat'z gud, but yez only 'urt one bloody 'oomie. And yez didn't kill none, so now'z we can't go - hur hur hur - conzoal any widows.

Let's go to der broffel, ladz."

- Coach Mezzur giving his post-match recap.”