“Coach Lou's post game address of his team:

"Well ladies...you got pretty beat up out there tonight and still managed to pull out a respectable win against those rotten bastards with the funny looking hats. I'd like to tell you all that I will miss Billy but honestly that guy sucked. He hasn't been right since we moved him up from the minors. His lack of aggression cost him out there and tonight he paid with everything he had. Thems is the breaks...for Billy is was his neck. Don't let it be you out there next time...especially playing against these creepy undead teams. I'd hate to see one of you on the other side of the ball. Take the next 2 days off and go drink a pint for poor Billy if you must. I'll see you on the practice field sharp the following am though."

Leon - "Coach...Billy was still moaning on the field. How come you didn't send out the medic?"

Coach Lou - "WHAT!?! And focus his attention on a no-talent pu$$y like Billy while the rest of you are out there breaking your backs winning games. I don't think so. And by the way...I've got my eye on a few others of you that have fallen off the production wagon lately and can expect to see the medic restrained if it's your a$$ out there bleeding. I want to see some enthusiasm when we pound the opposition. Now get showered...it smells like something died in here."

Assistant Coach mumbles in Coach Lou's ear.

Coach Lou - "Oh...they just brought in Billy. Well you all hit the showers anyway because you still stink."
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