“"All i can sayz iz dat diz waz probubly da mozt borwing game eva to be playd. Both teamz couldnt even manage to harm one man or orc. This has been a dizgraze to our race. The only thing dat append waz da dem elves gettin some of doze touch down thingz. Im still not sure wat dey iz good for in diz sport. Though i do tink that 0-0 waz a fair rezult"”
“Cpt and Veteran player Analith quickly dismissed the comments of Mad Dog as "typical cave-orc comments" He then went on and launched another attack at coach dumb and his hooligans who according to press reports, kidknapped his wife and only child (a promising young blood bowl star Quarion) in the early hours of the morning, before the Wind Warriors took on another poorer, less skilled team, the Rezevwa Dogz.
"Coach dumb if your listening i want you to know that i have sent out the best elven trackers that my riches could afford, they will find you dumb, and if you have harmed one hair on their body i will kill you!!"
Analith was quickly taken away after being asked if he will ever be as good as Jerry Rice Rat. ”
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