“Trail of death guides our way to the haunted lands of Khemri! Roar into battle men of Hades, trample the boned ones until splinter remains! Not even our kinred dead stop the juggernauts of Hell!

Hail to Andreas who is annointed by the gods and upgrades to sure hands. Anchor our team and ride us into victory!

And to Brutus who's fierce punch knocks evil skull into the hurt box. Assists the score and upgrades to tackle! Hunt the ghoul and cast darkness upon their eyes!

But this day is owned by Bang Fist. Twin touchdowns to upgrade to side step! The battlestandard dresses thy chariot this night!

Now pack the gun powder! barrels of diesel! And toss in a candle! Tonight's victory party starts with a bang....that shall wake up the dead!”