“Brand new gobbos vs Mightypeon's TV124 lizardmen. We get 270k of inducements which nicely adds up to one Ripper to bolster our strength.

We set up 3 trolls on the LOS and our saw surrounded by gobbos to make it impossible to blitz... but we didn't count on a pitch invasion! With +2 FAME our entire LOS and both gobbos screening the way to the saw looney are stunned, letting them 3d blitz our saw over with their blockle saurus! Luckily he is only stunned, but their saurus at the back has meanwhile picked up the ball first time.

They KO a gobbo, then BH another one while they move the ball forwards, with their sneaky git skink fouling three times in a row for a pair of stuns on trolls and a stun on our saw, before getting sent off.

They score the next turn, getting our saw sent off having only managed a single saw attack in 3 turns. Still, they are down to 10 players now and we might be able to start hitting stuff with our trolls :)

We receive the kick off, both teams getting a free bribe from a supposably intimidated ref, but when we put in a foul we get a gobbo sent off straight away and the bribe wasted!

They gang up on one side to foul out a gobbo for a KO, so we dart the ball down the other side with our pogoer. Some good moves means from the lizards lets them chainpush for a possible 2d stunty blitz attempt.. but luckily he trips over and we run towards the endzone. T7 and we're forced to leap away from the kroxi's tail to make it 1-1.

We get a turn each, but nothing else happens before half time.

They kick off for the 2nd half and again a riot messes us up. This lets them charge forwards and hassle the ball from the very first turn. We burn all 4 rerolls in 4 turns, desperately trying to get the ball, but eventually the lizards overcome all, with some good scatters and then a few stunty dodges to steal the ball and make it 2-1.

We kick and again the lizards can rush forwards and steal the ball before us with good scatters and GFI rolls, while we fail simple dodges, letting them make it 3-1 without any trouble.

We have two turns left so may be able to get a consolation TD in.. while one of our trolls KILLS their -av saurus on kick off and another MNGs one the following turn. Too little too late fellas! We do manage the handoff in a tackle zone and a couple GFIs to make it 3-2, but with woeful defending earlier in the half it matters not.

GG Mightypeon!”