“Gobbos with 1 troll vs Ammozz's brand new norse squad. They get 140k to spend on inducements, picking up Helmut Wulf- so both sides set up a chainsaw!!

We kick first and their snow troll knocks over and badly hurts our only troll straight away- luckily he regens! We retaliate with a foul that MNGs a lineman in return for a banning of our sneaky git. Their saw then MNGs a SS gobbo, while ours KO's a lineman. T3 and we see a chance to take out their saw, knocking him over with ours and then fouling him out for a KO! They immediately KO our saw with a jump-up blitzer but we then steal the ball with a nice blitz from our +STR gobbo on T4.

They knock down the ball carrier with a 6d blitz from their snow troll, but we counter with our STR3 and 3 assists to knock him back down. They KO the +STR ball carrying gobbo and reclaim the ball briefly, with good dodges letting us get the assist we need. We are down to just 4 players on the pitch now with our KO box full up vs 8 of them, so eventually they make it safe and score on T8.

We have one turn left, and with a deep kick making a TTM attempt impossible we instead use our troll to BH a lineman.

Half time and both teams have a player left in the KO box so we set up 10 vs 8 and face a blitz! They get to move players in to mess up our first turn, but can't blitz with double 1s on their trolls WA test. On our turn we manouvre stunties for assists and manage to -av injure a lineman with a gobbo. On their first real turn their snow troll blitzes our pogo with the ball, picking a both down that sees them both MNG'd!!

We recover well, KO'ing another lineman and making the ball safe. The next few turns spell disaster for the norse as we splat them left, right and centre, putting a total of 5 in the BH box and 3 in the SI box by the time we score on T4 to make it 1-1.

They have one player left on the pitch and get 1/2 back from the KO box so we kick with 9 vs just 2 linemen! They manage to -ma injure a gobbo, but can't get near the ball, and we rush our +STR gobbo onto it and down towards their endzone to score on T16 to claim the win!

GG Ammozz!”