“Gobbos vs smackticality's chaos dwarves who with 140k of inducements go for a second apothecary. They only have 11 players so if we can just get in a couple of early injuries we could do well.

We kick first while our fans scrag the ref - that bribe could keep our chainsaw in for another drive! Meanwhile their block/tackle dwarves are massacring our gobbos, with 2 KOs and our +AGI +STR BH'd by turn 2.

By T4 they have knocked out two more goblins, including the chainsaw, and we are in serious trouble with just 6 players left vs 10. They stomp all over us, wandering slowly downfield to score on their last turn. We have somehow managed to BH a hobgoblin with a troll at least, so they are down to 10 for the rest of the game.

We receive the deep kick and on T2 try to hand off to a waiting gobbo to burst through the middle, but double 1s on a GFI ends the move prematurely. They rush players in, BH'ing our pogoer, but we recover well with a +AGI gobbo and get the ball behind a line of players. A centaur makes the 4+ dodge to blitz him for another BH and then picks up the ball too. Two dwarves make 4+ dodges to cover him and we are filled with rage at their dodging antics!

We blitz the centaur with one troll, pushing him into range of the 2nd, who pushes him too. A gobbo 2d pushes him (despite reroll) and finally on our 5th 2d block we knock him over, with a troll catching the bouncing ball! He hands off to a goblin on our next turn and we dash for their endzone. Again a centaur dodges, getting a TZ on the gobbo, but he dodges onwards and we decide to try and stall out a couple of turns. Our block troll badly hurts their mino at this stage and we have the ball fairly safely by their endzone since a centaur has finally failed a dodge, so we can score without trouble on our final turn to make it 1-1.

They can't do any more damage despite a final turn foul and we claim the moral victory :)

GG smackticality”