#5 Doolittle McHugh – Dead (RIP) #14 Bob Ney – Dead (RIP)
“In diz grudge match da Axes of Evil only managed to hurt one hoob with a foul. GW Bush being out of the game with a groin injury didn't help da Axes of Evil in their goal of blood letting. Being unable to kill or would da nazty hoobs with razor sharp claws - da Axes of Evil sought to destory da hoobs by bombing dare end zone. Da refs did not allow the foulin to continue - and they ejected one hoob. Having no respect for stupid refs da Axes of Evil attempted to foul the hoob who forgot to cut his nails before the game, but Doolittle McHugh tripped and died while setting it up.”