“Well, let's hit the leading story of this game:

Aaron Maybin sets new single season casualty record at 18!!!

Truly a Pro's pro, he did the majority of those injuries (13 to be exact) after the injury given to him by the My Hammy Dorf Grins. And he is now ready to pass the torch to young, Marcus 'Makes it Look Easy' Easley.. who had 2 casualties himself this game.

Back to the game log: Oakland played a superb first half. Helped slightly by the slow start of removing darkies from the pitch by Buffalo and by not failing any major rolls, it was mainly the efficient - yet patient - running style of the Raiders that allowed them to score not too quickly and then play textbook defensive positioning to make Buffalo's trek over ice and snow as difficult as possible (and holding them scoreless in the first half).

The 2nd half belonged to the Buffalo Pain Crew. Although the Raiders did a good job of sending Maybin AND Easley to KO midway through the half, too many of them fell to the claws of goats that had been running on ice for 2 quarters. A coaching SNAFU (and it IS a SNAFU - Situation NORMAL: All Fooked Up) had the Billy Goats score too early, but a perfect defensive effort on the kickoff saved them from a potential loss.

Nice game, conner. Finish your season strong.”