“Well, the season just got pear shaped. After everything going so well, nuffle decided to pack it all in this one. We escaped with a draw, but it probably won't be enough leading into the final game against a brutal dwarf squad.

Aging niggles, a first turn RIP, failed apoth, failed multiple crowdsurfs, snake eye dodges, a human intercept on a 7, skulls on ball carrying blitzes...nuffle didn't leave anything to fate. It got depressing - with the lads just hanging in waiting for the winds of fate to turn, it didn't and got worse...and worse....and worse. And then the stupid coach got cranky - probably wasn't in the best frame of mind to begin with after turning up twice and not finding an opponent, only to get spanked. Sorry mate - with rl getting in the way it was probably the last thing you needed.

Twahnlows:

3pts : #5 The Comedian mk5

Despite being a lowly lineman without skills, this guy managed to stun a runaway ball carrier, pick up the ball, intimidate an ag5 leaper to fail, fail and ko and then draw skulls when finally an elf chased him down. And all without rerolls - immaculate.

2pts: #11 Bubastis mk2

Hitting an elf team with a first turn failed apoth RIP doesn't do their heads any good - throws them into a spin and one that the sekers didn't manage to get out of for 14 turns. This guy pulled that plan off with perfection.

1pt: Sally Jupiter mk2

There were about 3 or 4 failed crowdsurfs - something coach snorri is not pleased about. Nothing is more important than crowdsurfing for teams from snorriheim. You can lose games, but if you lose your reputation, then you've got nothing left! This guy was the biggest surf opportunity, and not only did he survive it, he drew the reroll and ultimately knocked down the clumsy fool - Irradiated Universe.”