“Debacular. No other word for it. All started with the doom of omens - an RIP first turn, a snake eyes to spoil a td before the half time siren, and finished the way it started, RIP'ing the ag5'er legend on the seeker's last move of the game.

One positive at least, coach snorri has reaffirmed his faith in the lads and the goal of keeping them alive. Make that number one priority and they will naturally win you games. No more wizards. No more going for td's at the death when the game is already in the bag. No more manning up excessively on dwarves.

The lesson costs dearly though...not much to look forward to for at least another two or three seasons. And yet another season in prem ignobly running away from glorious wins before it even gets underway.

Twahnlows:

3 pts: Karl Max - goddamn he's a brute.
2 pts: Zhou Enlai - kickstarted things with that first turn rip.
1 pt : Louis Auguste Blanqui - drew the turn 16 death of ag5'er archaic angstrom.
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