“Valiantly the Halflings took the field... As they each stepped up, the seemed hell bent on exposing thier weaknesses.... they could do no right and luck was for the elves it seemed... They insulted the elves and there was nothing i could do to stop the wholesale slaughter! My Elven Amazons reverted to thier natural states and ripped them left and right with no regard for thier well being...

Thier coach was sulking in the corner, he kept talking them into taking the field again and again... and amazingly thier love for him brought them back for more and more punishment....

Amazingly in the second half, Thier Mighty Oak tossed a poor halfling deep into the Elfazons side of the field, He came a mere few feet from scoring for his team.. when Maudlin came roaring down the field to Mutilate him... so impressed was she that he had been flung and landed that she couldn't dare let that impressive a fling live... She slaughtered him and ate his heart, she couldnt even be bothered with the ball, her sister Xara had to come in to get the ball from the ground next to them..

I truly feel sorry for them, the Elfazons were out for blood and I could do nothing to stop them....It was all i could do to get them to score touchdowns... ”