“We're going to jinx ourselves by not writing anything about this game... 3v3 no-replace called for by C-Wolf. The reasoning is right there in the casualty report: 0/0/0 for both teams...

Billy Goats skilled up Paup and Byrd with their scores... Paup learned guard, while Jairus aged a niggle. Billy Goats are now reduced to chewing on cans while they wait and see if they are going to make the playoffs and set the bar for next season's TR, or if they are going to have to hire Marvis Levy again to help shave the goats down.”