“Well, this was an off game. Everything went along smoothly up until the end of first half, when I had managed to secure the ball and headed for a pretty obvious touchdown. DivingTackle then stops responding or taking any action for about an hour, and pops back in claiming he "forgot he had a game going on". I score, second half starts, I receive and make my first turn, after which DivingTackle is absent for 10 minutes more and then concedes without a word and takes off.
And that, as they say, was that. Giving DivingTackle the benefit of the doubt, perhaps he had pressing matters to attend to, but if you play him, make sure he actually intends to keep his mind on the game.”