“In what may end the first official NCBB Rivalry for Pain State, the game with Nibraskah saw a one-sided matchup between the struggling skaven, and the Nuffle-favored greenskins. For the 2nd straight game, the orcs saw their agile opponents dropping balls and failing dodges, and their own blocks breaking armor and sending opponents off the pitch!

In the Presser, orc coach, Tod Da Odd, had the following to say "Clearly, da orc gods Gork an' Mork were both in attendance dis even' er...night time. We keep crumpin' da dodgey gitz sos that dem udder guyz cant, and den we pound dem whilez wun of da boyz getz da ball and scorez a TURCHDEN! Waaagh!"

It was rumored afterwards that the Skaven of Nibraskah may disband at the end of the season in order to better focus on academics. I for one hope that this does not happen, as the skaven still look competitive albeit banged up and missing a few key positionals. Don't Do It, SLeepyweasel!!!”