“Quotes from the team:

Santa, after the apothecary patched him up: "Why duz everyone always 'it me? 's no' nice..."

Brugit, swearing at the coach during half-time: "Which son of a goat forgot ta drug their apoffeckary? I killed dat strong bastard, then 'e came runnin' back on to der field!"

Mazduk, gloating over his inflicted kill: "Hur... Chaos Warrior, huh? He weren't tuff."

Ball-hogger, on how he gave away the first touch-down: "Yar, so I carn't dodge, 's not me frekkin' job, is it? Now go away."

Ichdral: "I got der tuch-down fing, like yer tole me to, coach! Now can I go 'it sum more beasties?"

Mez the Mad: "I don't see why they always leave us goblins on the bench... I mean, we *are* part of the Goblin Liberation Front, but I am feeling seriously repressed. I think I'll leave the team for better regions soon. I hear Coach Helmut has a succesful goblin team."

Coach Mezzur: "Two kills! Two kills! Beer 'n' grog all round! We ownz!"”