“The gods of pain scan the scorched earth below and spot 16 veteran chariots upon the road to Hell. With a flash of thunder, they curse the road warriors with a rune of spite, and deliver upon them the wieghted blow of fate. Woe to the steel hearted, let chariot break under the berserking power of dark elf! within seconds, half of the Hellbound were off the field in the first couple turns.

But the heart does not break as easy as bone. NAY! DeMaio jumps up from the ground a dirty player sought to make his grave. And bestows upon the elf, his Hands of Doom (TM)! Darkness covered its eyes, and only the ancient signs of the apothecary could chain his soul to its flesh once more!

Hail to Berserker Eric, a full 22 blocks this day. Only one who throws caution to the wind can achieve such frenzied spirit! In the final hour, lay waste to a witch elf, who will spend the next game wondering if she should ever cross paths with a charioteer again!

and to Mr. Midnight. One block, one SI. The eye of God is upon thee! A great first game!

We cast into the void of despair, Rhino Hellburn! Triple niggled, thy courage drove on! Now ride into Hades carrying fire and the heads of thy prey! Where thy roam in the underworld...thy is king!

Ride eternal!”